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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 10:41
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to